Get yourself together, let the light pour in
Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink
Nothing's gonna happen without a warning
Down is the new up, what is up, buttercup

Down is the new up, is the new up

Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl…
Your services are not required
Your future's bleak, you're so last week
Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net
I shall now perform an 180 flip-flop
I shall now amputate, I shall now contort
Because down is the new up, what if I just flip-flopped?

Down is the new up, down is the new up
Down is the new up, is the new up

You crawled off and left us, crawled off and left us
You're on Candid Camera (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
The chink in your armor (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Topsy turvy town (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Topsy turvy town (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Shake your pockets out (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Pass it on, pass it down (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Topsy turvy town (crawled off and left us, you bastard)
Topsy turvy town (crawled off and left us, you bastard)