There's always a woman
To spoil the illusion, The rotten banana That ruins the bunch. There's always a woman Who causes confusion. There's nothing as low as a woman. We must lunch. Love to. Noonish? Tomorrow. Today. My place? Mine. There's always a woman, The one disappointment. The note that goes sour And gums up the tune, The ant at the picnic, The fly in the ointment. There's nothing as low as a woman Ring me soon! Love to. 'Voir. Leaving? I thought... I know. I tried. It's always a woman,
The counterfeit check, The snake in the woodpile, The pain in the neck. The sand in the oyster
That isn't a pearl. There's nothing as low as a woman... Darling girl
Pet! Lamb! Dove! Fish. The run in the stocking, The snag in the zipper, The weather in London, The water in France. It's always a woman. It's Jacqueline the Ripper. There's nothing as low as a woman. Shall we dance? Waltz? Rhumba? Cancan? Tango? Schottische? Gavotte? Cha-cha? Tap? Bolero? Polka? Bridge? Two hearts. Three clubs. I pass. There's always a woman, A crimp in the writing, The hole in the sidewalk, The gum on the shoe. She almost looks human- It must be the lighting. Whatever it is, it's a woman. How are you? Fine. Pity. It's always a woman,
The hand in the till, The five dollar diamond, the three-dollar bill. A genius for trickery
That's second to none. There's nothing as low as a woman. Isn't this fun?
Lovely. Charming. Delicious. Stunning. Fabulous. Gorgeous. Exquisite. A knife would be perfect- A gun would be perfect- It's quick and it's quiet. At least I could try it. I hear they do wonders And you can do wonders With poisonous gas. With silvers of glass, There's always the quarry- There's always curare- She'd never be found. I have some around. A noose is efficient- Bamboo is efficient- She won't make a sound. As long as it's ground. Whatever will do it, Whatever will do it, If anything will. If anything will. There's nothing as low as a woman. Sneak. Thief. Cheat. Crook. Police! Shoot to kill!