[Intro]
Are you alright?
Am I alright?

[Verse 1]
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're cozy and clinging, ah
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
And If I were a banner, I'd wave

[Chorus]
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go, "Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding"

[Verse 2]
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Chemistry?
Yeah, chemistry
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
And if I were a goose, I'd be cooked