I have Animal Crackers
And the birthday cake
That I bought from Walmart
Got all of my lanterns to turn green
And I'll wait until sunset
For you to open your invitations
Don't want you to think
I'm a creep

Please don't run away from me
I got chicken wings fried in canola oil to bring
I close my eyes
So I won't feel the hurt
I won't see
I bite my tongue
I hope that you would come
I can't breathe

And when I thought that
I could try and send out invitations
I realized that nobody likes me
Party's in the basement
I still have lots of cake left over
I don't wanna say it
But I'm complacent
I will stay and
I will make the payments so

Please don't run away from me
I got chicken wings fried in canola oil to bring
I close my eyes
So I won't feel the hurt
I won't see
I bite my tongue
I hope that you would come
I can't breathe

Please don't run away from me
I got chicken wings fried in canola oil to bring
I close my eyes
So I won't feel the hurt
I won't see
I bite my tongue
I hope that you would come
I can't breathe