It's come to my attention that I don't show enough
Of what I think, it's only when I drink, I open up
But I promise that I love you
Even with that hair-do, I'm sorry I made fun of it
It's not your fault it looks like shit

I have never tolerated someone for so long
I've never laughed so much, I haven't written a sad song
There's no one else
I'd rather fall asleep with and dream with
You're my best friend in the world

When we're ninety-eight and ninety-nine
Tumblin' down the stairs, you'll barely catch me in time
We'll argue about what to watch on TV
Finally, pick a movie, then we'll fall asleep
We'll still be a little bit strange, some things never change

It's funny 'cause you drive me half-insane
A universe without you would be thoroughly mundane
There's no one else
I'd rather fall in love with and that is
My best friend in the world

You're my best friend in the world